Das Ingtons - Transgender Bus Driver Lyrics

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I've got a true story my friend
It happened recently. Here it goes
I was travelling home from work on the train
And I missed my stop
So, I got off at the next stop. And decided to get the bus
There was a bus there waiting for me, with the engine not running and the driver smoking outside.
I said 'hello'

It was a transgender bus driver

I said 'I've just missed my stop, can you take me home?'
They said 'No problem, let me finish my fag'
I said 'I've just missed my stop'. They said 'That happened to me once
I was on a train once going to Newcastle and I nearly missed the stop because I was sleeping. Somebody Woke me up thankfully as the train then goes to Edinburgh'

I said 'Crazy. Isn't it weird you sometimes get on public transports
And people have different accents when you get off the other end?'

They said 'Yes'
I said 'It's mad isn't it. You could get off, and everyone would be talking Geordie'
And they said 'I don't think the people of Newcastle would like you saying that'
I said 'Why?'

They said 'They don't like being called Geordie
And being called Geordie doesn't refer to people who come from Newcastle'

And I said 'You transgender bus driver. I think you'll find they do. And they are'