Beyond the Natwest
And past the launderette
There's one shop on this high street
I haven't been in yet
I'm always walking past
But never go inside
I wondered what they did in there
Until I read the sign...
(It said)
We refill ink cartridges
We refill ink cartridges
I don't own a printer
I've rarely had the need
But I could save a fortune
If they're to be believed
So I drove to Dixon's
I was afraid of missing out
And bought myself an Epson
So I could try it out
('Cos they'll)
Slash the cost of printing
Just bring your cartridge in
They'll fill it from a barrel
Using a syringe
They'll slash the cost of printing
Bring your cartridge in
And think of all the savings
You'll make every time you print - oh!
So now I'm gonna print out the entire internet
Its gonna take some time...
I've printed all the documents
That I can see online
I've printed every news reports
I've even printed all the weather reports too
My friends all say I'm frickin' mental
But this is what I do!
I've started printing Facebook
Its getting out of hand
My magenta's running out
Because of Instagram
And Twitter's nearly done
The cyan's getting low
I am never worried though...
Because I know where to go
We refill ink cartridges
We refill ink cartridges
We refill ink cartridges
We refill ink cartridges
Ink cartridges...