Das Ingtons - Winmau Lyrics

Hi there, Winmau. How are you doing? Sit down
Can I get you a drink? Something to eat maybe?
I'll just put this device on the table as it's going to record our voices
OK, let's start

How's business going Winmau? Are you well?
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What's your profit forecast for 2015, Winmau? Are you on track?
Winmau
Do you guys still endorse Eric Bristow?
Winmau
Sorry to hear about that, sorry to hear about that
Do you want a crisp?
How big is your car park?
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Have you got a car park?
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How many spaces though, how many spaces?
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Do you have your own space? Can I have my own space?
Winmau
Disappointing. But it would be handy
How long have you been trading for?
Winmau
Wow, that's a long time, yeah. Do you have many competitors?
Winmau
What's your favourite distributor?
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Do you offer vegan bullseye alternatives do you?
Winmau
Where did you get the name from?
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It sounds like Chairman Mao
Like some sort of oriental dictator. Is that what you are?
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Oriental dictator
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No, didn't think so. Just checking. You've got to be thorough. Balanced journalism
So, is it your name? Oh, it's not your name. So, what is Winmau then?
Winmau. Is it some kind of acronym?
Why. I. Nettled. My. Ass. Up
Is that what it stands for?
Winmau
Does that help darts players? Darts anyway. What's the word mean?
Is it darts or is it d'arts?
Winmau
You know the wire on the dartboard, how do you bend it?
What do you bend it with?
Where do you get the wire from? Where does wire come from?
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What's the hardest number to bend? Is it 20?
2? Oh, it's difficult. Curly 2
Oh, sorry. Bye