Lock eyes from across the room
Butterflies flutter, impending doom
Stroll your way, it's a risky game
No telling where this night will aim
Through the crowd, we start to sway
In this opera house, a different ballet
Drawn together as the curtains rise
Our chemistry ignites, a sweet surprise
Then suddenly, a sensation so grand
But not what I'd planned
For in my pants, a moment of fate
An eruption, I can't abate
And I
J i z z in my pants
It's a symphony of awkward, a hilarious stance
I won't deny it, I'll take my chance
Blame it on the music, the opera's trance
And now I
J i z z in my pants
And I
Giz in my pants
In this operatic world, where romance enchants
Sometimes we falter, in bizarre circumstance
But through laughter and tears, we'll still advance
Even if I
Giz in my pants
So let the aria soar, the laughter ring
In this operatic world, where we sing
Though mishaps happen, we'll find our way
In this comic opera, day by day