Dave Bradley - Conspiracy Blues Lyrics

I got the conspiracy blues
I got the conspiracy blues
No one believes me, beliving ain't easy
You'll be sorry when the aliens come

They got you contimplatin'
About your education
They got you shakin in your bones
There's alien abductions, and moonlight obstructions
And the government is tapping your phone

They're poisoning the water
Making the temperature hotter
Causing all the earthquakes too
Black helicopters and Loch Ness monsters
Who am I to say it aint all true

You got your bigfoot sightings
Hes awful good at hiding
Till some guy saw him running through a field
All gangly and hairy, and frightfully scarey
No way it was some dude in a monkey suit

Sometime after dawn
When the aliens come around
Every night when you go to bed
They're comin through the window, hide under your pillow
And hope they don't mess with your head

So whats a poor man to do
When the world is out to get you
Stockpile guns and ammunition
When the new world order, takes everything over
And validates my suspicions