I'd never go
To the grocery store
If I could buy
My whiskey online
I'd never drive
Or stand in any lines
The mailman'd bring it
Straight to my door
You can buy most anything
Lawn mowers and wedding rings
And you'll have em
In three business days
And if your lawn goes brown
And your women turns you down
Just return them
You won't have to pay
The future ain't here
Till they deliver beer
I'm thirsty
But I can't drive anywhere.