dave scamurra - mighty stupid man Lyrics

Superman is made of steel
Batman has his batmobile
Spiderman is fast as lightening
Yes their powers are truly frightening
But there is one who tops them all
A more powerful one I can't recall
Someone with no thoughts at all
We call him stupid man

Super eyes can clearly see to the tip of his pointed nose
Super ears can clearly hear the voices in his head
Nerves of steel, no remorse, no sense of fear at all
Since he doesn't know all that he has
He is not afraid to lose it all
There is no truth he can't defeat
By stomping on it with his feet
There is no lie that's so far gone
He can't embrace and sing it's song
Lizards in the Whitehouse,democrats drink baby blood
The moon's not real it's a laboratory
The earth is as flat as can be

King Kong pounds his might chest
Godzilla roars out his fiery breath
But stupid man can top them all
He bellows out his rage to all
Cause someone told him this was bad
And someone told him that was worse
He doesn't take the time to think
His eyes are closed and he doesn't blink

Don't bother him with truth or facts
These are for trivial pursuit
He must save the world right now
From everything that's not like him

So fight on, fight on, mighty stupid man
Until you are the only one left in this sad land
Then you can learn to fear yourself
And put a fitting end to this crazy talk