When Trump has got you down
And Mueller's hanging around
And you've got a conspiracy theory
From this point forth
It's time to think more north
Of a new home
Just ask this query
What's the warmest city in Canada?
There's no wall to keep me out
What's the warmest city in Canada?
They'll welcome me with a shout!
How's it goin', eh?
What's the warmest city in Canada?
Call me a yankee refugee
I'll trade in the stars and stripes
For the land of snow and ice
'Cause America's plain crazy
Now to join the Canadian fraternity
And live with the rest of modernity
You won't get arrested by ICE
You just have to live in it for eternity
What's the warmest city in Canada?
Call me a yankee refugee
I'll trade in the stars and stripes
For the land of snow and ice
'Cause America's plain crazy
Now I can learn my degrees in celsius
'Cause the living is much less precarious
You see Trump and his cronies
Are a big bunch of phonies
And from up there, it looks quite hilarious
What's the warmest city in Canada?
Call me a yankee refugee
I'll trade in the stars and stripes
For the land of snow and ice
'Cause America's plain crazy
O' Canada my home and native land
I hope you'll understand
I'm a one-man caravan
'Cause America's plain crazy
God save the queen
America is plain
Bonkers
Bananas
Out of its mind
And a little bit fascist
Crazy