[ Featuring Vanessa Amorosi ]
You've been lonesome and
Complaining
Telling Someone....F*cked it
Up Again
Oh Ok...
You've been lonesome and
Complaining
Someone gets you a blind date
You've been worried about it
All night long
Just how you gonna rate?
But turns out she's an angel
But you're too dumb to speak
She turns to leave,
You can't believe
You didn't even
Kiss her on the cheek
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true
That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues
Well you made a stack of dollars
You were on a winning streak
You're throwing toga parties
Acting like a sheikh
Then your Italian girlfriend says she's tired
You tell your driver to take
Her home
Now they're married with
Three children
Own a restaurant back in Rome
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true
That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues
Take it Tommy...
Well you're gulping
Down martinis
She's slowly sipping wine
Her eyes are sending shivers up
And down your spine
She asks you to
Play some music
You feel like a
Rock 'n' roll star
But thirty minutes later
You're still tuning your
Guitar
That's how you ruin a romance
It's easy but it's true
That's how you ruin a romance
And end up dating the blues
That's how you ruin a romance
But you already knew
How to ruin a romance
I guess I ruined it with you"
