I Got Friends I Don't Even Know Video (MV)

Way down south in New Orleans
There's Gus and Shyra who I've never seen
I got me a Mardi Gras hotel room
But that was ling before I even knew'em

People in places I never go
I got friends I don't even know

A guy called Ray lives in Lafayette
But up 'til now you know we've never met
Someday I'll put a chair on his lawn
And eat a bag of carrots until they're gone
Now we know da Cro ain't no big city
But they got Kristi and her furry crew of kitties

In the Carolinas there's Julie and Jen
I might get to meet'em but I don't know when
Sorry if I remember one and not the other
There's Napkin Jen, and that Vestich brother

People in places I never go
I got friends I don't even know

Way out west in Albuquerque
There's this girl, who's kinda quirky
She's the cat lady they call Lisa Jo
Commutes all the way to San Diego
She's from the Spacebar crowd I've known for years
We never met, but we've shared joys and tears

Now Fiona, she's the queen of Argyll
Can light up a room with just a smile
Well, I assume she can
I mean I guess I don't know
We never met actually
Look, she's a lovely person
And if I say she can do it, she can

She's just one of the people in places I never go
I got friends man, I don't even know

There's that guy from Finland, my buddy Sam
You know I saw him on a webcam once
He was on a business trip in Vienna
Man, he was crazy
Always talkin' about his big puffy white ass
He's a strange man