Florence Falls Video (MV)

Your ears would prick, your tail flick as my key went in the door
I'd call your name, you'd start to growl and move menacingly across the floor
As you'd thunder down the stairs, snarling angrily
I'd wonder why I liked you so much and you always hated me

In the summer we'd go walking to the beach or to the park
You wouldn't like the route I took so you'd refuse to move and bark
In the winter you'd curl up by the fire at home
I'd go off to get your chew-chew and then you'd eat my mobile phone

The first time that you nipped me, people said you were just young
And the second time it was the heat
And the third you were only having fun (ha ha ha ha)
The fourth time I actually needed tetanus and you got neutered at the vet
She said that it might calm you down and then you bit me on the leg

I remember the time one Christmas when you opened all the stuff
I put you out into the garden and you were furious
You cried so much at this great injustice, I had to let you back in
And then you were good for an hour, then you licked the turkey

Now the post remains uneaten and the bin just stays standing up
No-one barks at aero planes or occasionally shits in my bed
Oh Florence there was nothing good about you, I can't think of anything
But I wish that you were still at home, hating me again

You were a rubbish dog but a rubbish dog is better than no dog