David Simba - The Love Story Lyrics

I was down at the bar kinda late last night
I got my self some beers
I saw what I think was a woman at the bar
She smiled at me and I winced

Cause her teeth were missing
Her nose was like a trolls
Her ears made and elephants look small
But she had big tits and her ass was kinda big
And she's only five feet tall

I bought a bottle of the strongest booze
And said to my self Hell no
She was looking at me and I got sorta scared
Cause her look made me feel small

Cause her teeth were missing
Her nose was like a trolls
Her ears made and elephants look small
But she had big tits and her ass was kinda big
And she's only five feet tall

I finished my bottle of the strongest booze
Then a glow in her eye just appeared
I gave her a drink, and she seemed really glad
Cause she threw herself at me

Cause her teeth were missing
Her nose was like a trolls
Her ears made and elephants look small
But she had big tits and her ass was kinda big
And she's only five feet tall

She was good in the sack, and it took me by surprise
She turned my world all around
So I asked her for marriage, and she nod her ugly head
No we have three kids and a bed