Back Wax Blues Video (MV)

People always start at the thick black hair
If I spend time at the beach
I can only dream of removal cream
Coz my hands they just can't reach
If I'm feeling brave I will try to shave
But I just don't have the knack
And when the bristles grown I can't sleep on my back!
I want it off (want it off)
I want it off (want it off)
I want it off (want it off)
Now!
I really hate how in parts it's straight
But in other parts in curls
It is getting dense so it makes good sense
That it turns off all the girls
They get so depressed when I remove my vest
And they see the hair that hides
And at the barber I can't say short back and sides
So put it on (put it on)
So put it on (put it on)
So put it on (put it on)
Now!
(Oooh)
And all at once I feel quite. nauseous
(Relax, breathe deep)
(Oooh)
It's burning on me like hot cream
(Relax, no strain
No pain, no gain)
Martin, where are you? Cassandra's being sick!
Oh, not again. Hang on!
The four'o'clock newsreader is throwing up!
Is she pregnant?
I gave the replacement the day off without telling him, what do I do?
Put Jane on!
I can't do that!
Imagine, my make up on television!
Oh come on give her a chance Martin!
Oh come on Martin, come on!
Sir, I have a replacement
Who is it?
You're breaking up. I'm driving into a tunnel!
My job is on the line, could be both hers and mine
Does everybody understand?
We've all had those days where life is one big haze
And somehow nothing goes as planned
Getting nervous now, you all well know how
I never like this part to last
So honey when you tear it, tear it goddamn fast!
So tear it off (tear it off)
So tear it off (tear it off)
So tear if off (tear it off)
Now!
Now!
Now!
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That wasn't so bad was it?
Oh. That's it?
Yeah!