Five, four, three, two
The four-o'clock news update with
Jane Fraser?
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Good afternoon, I'm Jane Fraser
She does look beautiful
Her face her eyes
She does look beautiful
What a surprise
She reads with fluency and grace
I swear the TV screen
Seems to enhance her face
I know she wanted this
Her lucky break
When you're on live TV you
Just get one take
It's good publicity for us
It won't be long before
She causes quite a fuss
Her poise, her style
Her elegance, her smile
She's fluent yet she's still anticipating
No sign of nerves
She got what she deserves
It's normally quite boring but today the news is fascinating
And she is beautiful
Women beware
Her dress immaculate
Her face her hair
I think I've made a work of art
I need a quick VB just to slow down my heart
And thanks to us she's
Made a brilliant start!
And that's the four-o'clock update, I'm Jane Fraser. Good afternoon
(Jane and Martin dialogue)
(Martin and Weathering dialogue)
So were you nervous Jane?
There was no time to be
You look more confident
It's not a crime to be
It it all hot in there? / Is there an auto cue?
Did someone check your hair? / Was Martin pleased with you?
It was my lucky day / It was!
At last I got my way
Congratulations Jane
You've got it made
Cindy don't touch my hair
You know it's sprayed
Good luck gave me ten out of ten
I felt my dreams begin to become true just then
And I can't wait to do it all again!
A person who's found beauty's like a child who's found a toy
They're quietly smugly selfish in their joy
A person who's found beauty's like a snow ball on a roll
They grow until they grow beyond control
Of course now I have seen it all before
Her ego will start growing more and more
(Martin and Jane dialogue)
She looks so beautiful
What a surprise
Makeovers show us all
What money buys
I couldn't quite believe my eyes
(Lizzie and Kylie dialogue)
I'm sure she had advice on
What clothes to wear
It's funny women love to
Re-do their hair
It's like she wants us all to stare
(Cindy and Jane dialogue)
Where is her beauty found?
Is it within?
Is it inside her heart on?
Just on her skin?
She seems to need it now to win!
(Martin and Griggs dialogue)
She keeps in coming back with
All these demands
And yet she keeps the gloves on
Both of her hands
Maybe her hands are like a man's!
(Jane and Weathering dialogue)
A person with an ego's like a lover with a cough
Listen and it really turns you off
A person with an ego's like an alcohol free beer
As useless as a singer who can't hear
And so we see her change before our eyes
A change that in a way is no surprise
Sit back, relax, enjoy your
Chemical peel
You won't believe the way that
You soon will feel
In seconds you will look unreal!
(Jane, Girls and Griggs dialogue)
I must be beautiful
To get my dream
I must be beautiful
Peaches and cream
I've got to get back on the screen!
(Martin and Griggs dialogue)
Alter my looks, it's getting all too boring
Nobody wants the viewers snoring
Make that mascara there a little more strong
Give me the brush, Cindy you're doing it wrong
Kylie I need some more spray!
This is a bit fly away!
Where did I put it?
Come on I haven't got all day!
Jane I think maybe you should just calm down
Don't tell me what to do!
Cindy won't be able to hide that frown
If she can't then can you?
Look at what Kylie has done here and
Cindy has got me looking like a clown!
Suddenly she's far more selfish
It's such a shame
She only wants nice hair and make up
And to get fame
She was more beautiful
When she was nice
Now she has looks to kill
But smiles like ice
She used to almost be a friend
But all that's gone and now
The friendship's all pretend
I must be beautiful / She looks hot
To get my dream / But she's not
I must be beautiful / It is strange
Peaches and cream / How things change
A power hidden hides no more / She music be beautiful
And with that power now I open up each door
She's changed, she's new
She shoves her point of view
Down every throat that doesn't want to know it
We've both been used
No wonder we're confused
She has amazing confidence now and she's not afraid to show it
I have a plan in mind
To see us through
What are you planning Greg?
What will you do?
I'll get more air time for the ad
And wave goodbye to this
Financial slump we've had
How will you do it Greg?
That's just for me to know
She's far less beautiful
And it's begun to show / I can't say
So now the day is here
The time is now
This is my year
The time is now
She's different now she's different
(All sing)
So count the cost
No love is lost
And look at me/her
Today!