David W. Young - Equal Opportunity Lyrics

You can't change how you're born of course
And I'm the living proof
But sometimes I say this to folk
And they go all aloof
I run the TV studio next door and I'm no fool
I was born with one leg
So here's my one big rule
Hit it!
Equal Opportunity
That's how the world should be
You've got to be P.C
To get along with me
In the 90's there's no law for this
Which I don't think is cool
And I'm in a minority
So I made up this rule
Each department manager must obey it or they're sacked
I enforce it so
Everyone will know
Equal Opportunity
That's how the world should be
You've got to be P.C
To get along with me
Equal Opportunity
That's how the world should be
You've got to be P.C
To get along with me
Yeah!