She's a mean green painting machine
She's on the scene, painting the green things green
She's a lean green one man team
And of the crop, she is the cream
She's off her blocks like Linford Christie's socks
And ever greener, the green things grow
The paint and the bucket and the roller know
She's spreading green like a great green spreading machine
Growing green she is farmhouse tractor
And racing green she is a formula one driver
And deep sea green she is deep sea diver
She loves the green like a thief loves the money
The green is greener spread with her honey
Open the doors and let the green inside
Open the doors and let the green
I know you want me for your hole
I know you want me for your hole
She dug a hole, beneath our house
A very deep hole, dark no stairs
Digging deep with no resistance
She's a miner it's true
There ain't nothing, we, can, do
In her hole beneath the house, sitting still awake no sleeping
What if I were to visit her there, would she lower me down
Into her hole in the ground, would she make me her own
In her hole beneath our home
I know you want me for your hole
I know you want me for your hole
The green is greener on the other side, open the doors and let the green inside
The green is greener on the other side, open the doors and let the green inside
Open the doors let the green inside
Open the doors let the green