I went on a march
With my wrecking crew
We were feeling parched
And in need of a brew
We were giving it large
As we went pub to bar
When hungry and jarred
Searched for some barbecue
My mate he was steaming
He was eating his shoes
As he sat there screaming
"I want some food"
But nowhere was open
But a dodgy food van
I thought it looked teeming
A bacteria zoo
Now my head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night
After we chow down
March to another venue
My mate he looked pale
As he started to spew
Right outside the club
Over some poor girl's shoes
Doorman said we were dreaming
If he was getting in too
Now my head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night
Now my head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night
Get me a drink, get a drink, get me another drink
Get him a drink, get a drink, get him another drink
It's a trick, I've been tricked, it's another kick
It's a trick, him been tricked, it's another kick
I feel sick, I feel sick, I feel so very sick
I feel sick, I feel sick, I feel so very sick
Where's the sink, where's the sink, I need to find a sink
Where's the sink, where's the sink, I gonna be sick
Now my head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night
Now my head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last
Head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night
Head's in the gutter cuz I drank too much lager last night