They say it's a love story but I beg to differ
Romeo was in love with a girl
And the next day another
Nowadays we call those kinda boys players
His love won't stay with her
Has anybody ever thought about poor Rosaline
You know the girl Romeo left behind
Juliet keep that in mind
All she ever wanted was to keep
What was hers to keep
But Romeo couldn't handle that and
That's when he met Juliet
I'm just a Petrarchan lover
A Romeo that's undercover
Looking for my Julian
He's hiding in Friar Lawrence's cell again
He's got the poison he says take a sip
Says baby it won't hurt a bit
But no surprise these are lies
Juliet you were hoodwinked
He never really loved you
You were just the rebound girl
Yea ooo yea
He's got his charming tis and thous
Romeo's rushing wedding vows
Quick little lovers often stumble
And if lips do what hands do
Then they should have just waved
Then they wouldn't have had the kiss
That led them to their graves
Ooh to their graves because
I'm just a Petrarchan lover
A Romeo that's undercover
Looking for my Julian
He's hiding in Friar Lawrence's cell again
He's got the poison he says take a sip
Says baby it won't hurt a bit
But no surprise these are lies
Juliet you were hoodwinked
He never really loved you
You were just the rebound girl
Yea the rebound girl yea oooo
And you wanna know why Shakespeare stopped it there?
Romeo was getting in Juliet's hair
When a new girl moved in
He moved out
Leaving Juliet with Junior running about
And here comes a sloppy, sloppy divorce
And Juliet called she wants the house and the horse
And don't you forget child support because
I'm just a Petrarchan lover
A Romeo that's undercover
Looking for my Julian
He's hiding in Friar Lawrence's cell again
He's got the poison he says take a sip
Says baby it won't hurt a bit
But no surprise these are lies
Juliet you were hoodwinked
He never really loved you
You were just the rebound girl
For never was a story of more woe
Than that of Juliet and her Romey, and her Romeo