Dead Hi-Jinx - Half Assed Promises Lyrics

It's always up to me to make you happy and you can't do it on your own
So you leave just to find someone who won't question why you're here
And you're walking out the door and I'm saying good riddance to you and all your things

And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises
And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises anymore

I'm a long gone daddy and she's realizing I was the twinkle in her eye
She keeps on calling but I won't pick up the phone
She's getting used to the tone and I know I can be so cold

And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises
And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises anymore

I finally found my happiness now that you're gone
I may have been hurt for a minute or two but I found myself again
You keep talking about the good ol days cause you're stuck in your ways

And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises
And I'm so relieved that I don't have to put up with your half assed promises anymore