Dead records - When I was 12 (joke song) (feat. Twinkleson) Lyrics

BLT Cubs, you shot your grandma
When I was 12, my momma's boyfriend took the batteries out the smoke alarm
He was black so it ain't a surprise, my money was gone, ask him why
I could be thinkin' I'm fried, I wanted to stop him, swear I tried

When he piped my mom, I heard her cry, I pissed my pants and lost my mind
Went to PJ's to get some fries, f*ck PJ's I need a blowjob
The coke got me runnin', it's a snow job, the bitch in HR like a Cyclops
Bitch a thief, she tried to swipe my high tops

My dick we bustin' loads, they think like string cheese
Hit the bitch so damn hard she fell to her knees
Then I rolled over and gave her left titty a little squeeze
Bro's mom got curbs like a coaster, got me stickin' my fork in a toaster

Dumped that bitch in a roaster, f*ck that shit, I'll go to her grandma
Old bitch givin' head, she not lazy, she's huckin' till I finish
She crazy, that shit feel good, she got no teeth
She be sprayin' some dust when she cleave

When I'm done f*ckin', she make me pasta
Figured I should add it to my rasta, got so many bitches I'm a mobster
Run up for my ball, call it Globster
Made out with my bro and I liked it, grabbin' on his man since I busted

My dick fell out, had to adjust it, so much shit on its ass it's crustin
I walk off, no longer lustin', now he knows my willy likes man ass
Call me Adolf Hitler, my bars are gas
Dissin' Anne Frank, her bars are ass

All my bitches call me Nazi, packin' through small like a Nazi
Plug my phone and let it charge, when baddie's doors close I'm a barge
The way she's screamin' yes sir, I'm a Sarge
No way I'm messin' with consent, me and my bitch be deakin' off Fent

Bitch take her lil bro now he bent, my shit enter him he 11
Shit nevermind, lil bro 7
If a bitch age on the clock, no way she missin' my cock
When I'm done, I show her my Glock

Shoot the bitch now I'm catchin' a case
Gotta know I'm a serial rapist
Better end this song before I get racist
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