All right, I've got a million ways to prove myself tonight
My mouth's sewn shut real tight
Can't speak or talk my mind
Please don't kill me
All right, ye scoundrel, ya did it
Ye brought down me crew
The biggest mistake of your whole damn life! (And you've made quite a few)
Me father gifted that slaveboy unto me
Twas a lad
Every night since then he's cried to sleep
Tis truly sad, says I
It be frightful bad luck not to kill a man
Especially one that be so damned
The lot of us agree it be a real shame
You could've been a mighty fine claim
Argh, let it be known, all of ye
I'm sending you to our good friend Davy
I'll slaughter you and feed you to the sharks
Then life will go on for us
Been carefully planning this for a long hour
Me buckos be here to help me out
You're not prepared for what is coming up
But then something surprising occurs
You push me to the deck with a knife held over your head
Me buckos try to help me but you somehow kill them all
Were this a huge mistake
Now we're on the dungby fighting for our lives
Blimey, says I, you're good with a knife
So I push you off the edge
And you fall into the sea, Davy Jones now owns we
Squak! He's pulled you below
You're going down to Davy Jones
Hello, ye scallywags, I've been expecting ye
Don't expect to ever go free
You're shark bait now unless you perform a show for me
Feed the fish I will unless you do the following
Hop for me, unsew his lips
Then we'll speak!
A hip hop, a hippity hop
That was some mighty fine hopping, ya gotta admit
So I'll make y'all a deal, bitch
Tell us what it be
We'll do anything
DID I COMMAND YE TO SPEAK
One of ye will die and one of ye will live
You'll fight eachother to the death
And to show you that I mean business, watch this
Squak! I've drowned in the sea
No more future for Potty
Come back here, at noon, tomorrow is the day
Argh, I must say no way! Yarr arrr
You'll fight for me amusement or die right now
The winner shall survive