I walk into a pub and am greeted by pirates
Rowdy and fun, they seem cool, but my mind drifts back to my home
Where I could go to the movies, where I could go to the show
But then how would I ever even know anything
The slaveboy comes, clearly jealous
And he threatens me, clearly jealous
You don't belong here, leave forever! Crabbeard is mine, not yours
I wish I could go to the movies (I wish I could go to the movies)
I'd like to go to the show (I'd like to go to the show)
If I did I would know everything
We're a rag tag group of scoundrels
Fred be making us doubtful about the future of pirating
He doesn't even drink gin
Who doth thee think thou art
You're no pirate, you're hardly a man
We look at you and your stubby hands
You'd better leave the sea
Cause no pirate you'll be
When the kraken comes up from the deep
You'll all be sobbin' at my feet
And I don't care if you don't like me
The truth is that I'll be here for eternity
But why can't you all see
I'm the greatest guy there will ever be
You should be kneeling before your futuristic god
This life seems good for me
So please accept me
Why do all these pirates hate me? Is it something that I can't be
I see Crabbeard's slaveboy and I raise my shank
He'll be forever free
Now they'll all love me
He'll be forever free
He will be forever free