Woke up in the cupboard, woke up in the cupboard
Woke up in the cupboard, woke up in the cupboard
I woke up in the cupboard, And I thought to myself
How can I recover my soul from the great cupboard in the sea
It's waiting for me forever
I've got daddy issues
We've all got daddy issues
I've got daddy issues
We've all got daddy issues
Argh the night is long and hearty
Full of beer and wine and parties
And new friends made over grog
And old demons ready to fall (Old demons ready to fall)
Here, in the morning, the sun will rise over the sea
And I am left here wondering what is waiting for me
Get out me bar
Arr, bastard be cuttin' me off
Ahoy, my name be Crabbeard. I be lookin' for a matey to join me on adventures
A first matey?
Arrrrghhhh
The name's Yellow Teeth Johnson
You've proven your self worthy in the name of drinking tonight, yarrr
My father is nearing his death. Once he's gone we shall take over his fleet
Aye, sounds like a mighty fine plan indeed
I remember counting down the days to me own father's death
I've got daddy issues (Oh, you too?)
We've all got daddy issues
I've got daddy issues (New friends made over grog)
We've all got daddy issues
We're in the back of me father's chambers, let's hope he doesn't catch us
This is where I bring my women
Why don't you have your own room?
Arrr, I prefer bangin' in me father's bed
Stick it to him, ye know?
I-I guess
He's just so frustrating, just gets me goin', ye know?
Enough daddy talk, let's get to business
Mmm, mmm, mmm
So, how's your relationship with your father?
Uh, it's fine I guess
What's happening, are you okay
I've, I've, I've, I've
I've got daddy issues
We've all got daddy issues
I've got daddy issues
We've all got daddy issues
I've got daddy issues
We've all got daddy issues