It all came down and it all came to stay
Cold and wet on this dark December day
At my feet, my pirate life seemed so chill
But it didn't feel right
Joy to the colony of sharks! And the Great Starfish Federation of the Sea
Let them all live long and prosper
And give them all they desire, desire
Oh woah
I am not crazy, please believe me
This pirate life is real
All my life, it came down over me
And everything I had ever loved fell into the sea
I am disappeared, look for me no longer
People back home, you won't find a thing