Dead Start - My Salamander Lyrics

I can't explain today if I'm living in tomorrow
I don't know why my cousin is my only friend
But he's always listened to what I said
Now don't you dare be thinking that I'm listening all the time
You need to get out of your room and live your life
As I sit in my room I wonder how he's swimming around
And walking right afterward
My salamander
I don't know why all you care about are stars and girls
I can't believe that you're bored enough to do all that stuff
But I've just about had enough
I, Timmy, dig chicks, gottem over every single night
Lookin at the stars just makes them feel all right before I
It seems like your life's all wrong
As I sit in my room I wonder how he's swimming around
And walking right afterward
My salamander
My girlfriend's calling again but she doesn't know
I'd rather elope with anyone but her
Including my salamander