I had a dream the other day that you'd be stuck in heart surgery
And I wouldn't have to worry about this if I went vegetarian
But what if I just stayed away and took a break from everything for a whole day
Well then I'd have to read of my own end and I don't wanna do that
Since I've got nothing better to do than to live with these demons
Keep them in a corner and watch them grow without intervention
My pillow is too warm now, flip it over so I can sleep about
An hour at least, oh won't you give me a break and blame all of this on fate
But writer's block, it has hit me hard, and on the table is where I lay my cards
And I still don't know what I'm supposed to do with my hands when I'm standing still
Won't a spiritual guide come tell me who to be
Cause I like these pirates, but I could also be, I could also be me
I really hate girls! (He really hates girls!)
They get on my nerves (They get on his nerves)
Why are they so hot? (Why are they so hot)
They make my life so much more complicated
You've walked alone (I've walked alone)
Every night of your life (Every night of my life)
And now that you're lost (Now I'm lost)
I'll make sure everything's all right (I'll be all right)
My whole life is pretty bad so I guess that that's a drag
But this pirate one seems pretty chill so I guess that I'll snag, uh, it
I'm in love with two girls (Neither of which are his girlfriend)
It's a bloody drag (It's a bloody drag)
But in my pirate life (In his pirate life)
I ain't got no girls