I've never liked my home, I've always felt so alone
No one cared for me
But now I'm wanted dead or alive, these pirates just won't leave me to die
All by myself
I could knock comets out of orbit with your superiority
I guess that'll never go away
And I don't even care if I don't see you for a long time
Timmy, I'm saying goodbye
Living among the haunted, I can sleep no more
Unable to move, I give in to the ghosts
Living within myself, I am petrified
Paralyzed, hypnotized
Sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis
Please save me, I don't deserve this
F*ck you, Fred, go back to the school and get your job back
Fred's girlfriend, you don't-you don't understand, Crabbeard, a pirate, he's coming after me
What? What are you talking about? No one gives a shit about pirates! I'm out of here
Oh my God! No
I guess it's time for me to go, my girlfriend's killed my salamander
I'll never see them again
Our body cells still multiply, but I can't think of a reason why
Oh
Timmy, listen to me, I really need your help
They're after me but I can't hide (What are you talkin about, cuz?)
And I don't even care if I already said goodbye
All that was a lie (My girlfriend f*cking killed my salamander, dude)
Coming to terms with this world sure can be hard some times
Stay in reality
Just look at the stars and babes
Living in your shadow, I've always been petrified
Unable to move in sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis, sleep paralysis
Please save me, I don't deserve this
I didn't mean to do you harm, O Salamander
But it's all I know
Porcupine on a pork rind in the middle a swimming pool
Porcupine on a pork rind in the middle a swimming pool
Porcupine on a pork rind, thinkin' back to simpler times
Porcupine on a pork rind in the middle a swimming pool
I just got one more thing to tell you, Timmy
The love of my life is now the deep blue sea, I live for her and not me
Songs, they used to mean so much, oh Lovely Rita
I really need a drink
I've fallen in love before and it never ended all that well
No one ever loved me
Now mother ocean's calling and I hear her siren scream
When I look in the mirror
My eyes have changed from blue to green
All my life seems obsolete
I wish I knew a better way to die
Dude, you've got f*cking crazy