How can I even explain
When I cannot work a pirate's brain
Crabbeard is mad, and it is a drag
I've killed his closest companion
Year after year I've grown more dangerous
When will I finally say that's enough
I'm hiding underneath docks by the sea
Is Crabbeard still searching for me
Avast ye mateys, you'd better find him
Or I'll have yer spine, and you'd better not whine
Fred be the devil, sent here to meddle
And mess up our lives forever more
I can't believe that I got into this
I really shouldn't be doing this shit
My narrative's shift from what it once was
To what it will be and all of that buzz
Why are you incapable of showing compassion
And then proceeding to do away with me in this fashion
I don't appreciate any of this
It takes me away from my usual bliss
Crabbeard, please listen, I didn't mean to
Just let me escape and I'll run from you!
I'll build my own raft and float away
Stuck in the ocean in my ragged street clothes
In my ragged street clothes
Why are you incapable of showing compassion
And then doing away with me in this fashion
I do not appreciate any of this
It takes me away from my usual bliss
My usual bliss