Dead Wicks - Toyfriend Lyrics

I wanna tell everyone a story (dim the lights please)
Wanna lighten the mood for guys a little bit... (in the back, can we dim the lights?)

I caught a hitch off a swingin kong
I caught a buzz but it don't last long
You gotta 'dapt to the changin waves
Who me? I can live off of acid for days, of course

But now my toyfriend's back
He's higher than ever
He got four months sober, he's a real go-getter
He's a fireman's bazaar in the everyman weather
He's a certified whackadoo with cover letter
He's a village to sack - hey! that's what you lack!

That's not so bad... (it's a funny story, actually...)

He pinch a little every month - there's no data
And they don't catch onto his game until later
You know he think that he's so damn slick
But he ain't gonna make it past season six...

Because my toyfriend's back, she's hotter than that
She'd hack a congressman's email in ten minutes flat
She say, "your lollicock's a pop and it ain't no lesser"
She wanna burn down town - she's a real go-getter
He's a village to sack - that's what she like!

Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah

She's on a permanent vacation
She's got a knack for bad vibrations
Ooh, he was a junkie and a nomad
Before she kissed him with that squad badge - nuh oh!

And now her toyfriend's back, he's comin to town
And he'll be walkin out that door with what ain't tied down
He said he's tired of me copyin his style
I said, "I ain't seen you vogue in awhile!
But here's your village to sack," - hah, yeah! that's what they like!

Wooh. yeah yeah

One two three, I said
PLEASE! don't do it! don't!
PLEASE! oohhooh (gasp, gasp)
PLEASE, a-don't! don't hurt me now!
PLEASE, you can take what you want