Deadly Earnest & the Honky Tonk Heroes - Help Me On The Wagon Lyrics

You know I'm a drinker,
Lord knows that I'd love a beer
Every time I get drunk,
I'm just as happy as can be
But you know I'm a good boy
Just a little Geauga cowboy
Who hangs out at the Greenville,
Well, hopin' for a ride

So help me on the wagon,
Right now my feet are draggin'
Every time that I get on,
Ol' Danny Sheridan will bring me down here
I need to take a stand,
I've been livin' way to grand
Well help me on the wagon,
Before I float away from here

I can feel the tide changin',
'Cause I'm here at home drinkin'
Joanie or Dave or Wayne,
I need a Pabst Blue Ribbon please?
You know I'm a good boy,
Just a little Geauga cowboy
Who hangs out at the Greenville,
Well, a-hopin' for a ride

So help me on the wagon,
Right now my feet are draggin'
Every time that I get on,
An ol' friend will bring me down here
I need to take a stand,
I've been livin' way to grand
Well help me on the wagon,
Before I float away from here

And I'll keep singin' 'bout Ol' redneck mother
And I'll keep drinkin' 'til it's cryin' time again
Lord I know I ain't no cowboy, I'm just being a good boy
In Geauga County U.S.A

Well now that you've heard my story
I think you've heard it a few times
Every time I get around my friends,
I get just as drunk as I can be
But I feel the tide a' changin',
'Cause I'm right at home drinkin'
Joanie, Dave or Wayne, how 'bout and old Blue Ribbon please?

So help me on the wagon,
Right now my feet are draggin'
Every time that I get on,
An ol' friend will bring me down here
I need to take a stand,
I've been livin' way to grand
Well help me on the wagon,
Before I float away from here

And I'll keep singin' 'bout Ol' redneck mother
And I'll keep drinkin' 'til it's cryin' time again
Lord I know I ain't no cowboy, I'm just being a good boy
In Geauga County U.S.A
In Geauga County U.S.A