DeadTedJ - New Speaker of the House Lyrics

I should go on hiatus but the concept is outrageous
Think I'll pass like Baron Davis
They won't book me? Turn the pages
Well I'm runnin' out of patience
I just wanna rock the stages while I'm showin' off my anus
Hope my actions are contagious
Stomach bouncin' like it's flubber; I'll be starvin' by next summer
Cobwebs all up in my cupboard but my closet's pretty cluttered
Maybe I can be discovered by a girl that needs a plumber
Then I'll throw her in the gutter; Leave her ballin' like the Rucker
Then again though, we might marry; The decision's arbitrary
On the way to the library; Look at all these bags I carry
On the contrary, I drag 'em
Toss them bitches in the wagon
They won't stop my ass from braggin'
Still spit fire like I'm dragon
Shake that shit off, do the Harlem, then step back from that like Harden
Fix my cottonmouth like Marlon, then it's back to "Beg your pardon?"
Need more than 300 Spartan if you think that you can barge in
This is my room, who is Marvin?
Built like Malcolm more than Martin
Even though I don't squeeze trigger I'll turn wine up into liquor
Sip that till my ego bigger
It's just something to consider
I could give a f*ck bout liver, I just want a diamond digger
Do my dishes in a river
DTJ, I be that... ugh

Now check me, check me
Come on and check me out
She neck me neck me, I prefer the other route
Aztecy tecy
The rap game in a drought
Elect me elect me new Speaker of the House

The education of hip-hop is not as plentiful as it was when I was growin' up
So if I'ma speak to them, I'ma talk to them the way that I would talk to anybody
You know? I can't sugar coat it

No water drippin' out my faucet; Boy could really use some profit
Can't remember last deposit
That's prerequisite for prophets
Need a bitch like Farah Fawcett
Dirty shit? She not a novice and she'll never tell me "stop it"
She stay strapped up for the rocket
Face turn red but she ain't blushin'
She stay thankful for the stuffin'
Ivan Drogo with the crushin', then could cold shoulder. Think I'm Russian
When the pushin comes to shovin' I don't give a f*ck bout nothin
Play a suit, I bet I trump it
Feel triumphant, where's the trumpet?
Everybody stop to wonder why I'm pushin' on a Honda
Shit, I thought this was a Hyundai, at least I got gas till next Sunday
She don't love me for my money
She got B's but that's my honey
Slurp that D up like it's Sunny
With the shits, I'm feelin' runny
I just looked up "malnutrition"
Pockets fit the definition
How I get in this position? Boy got crippled by tuition
Once I walk up in the kitchen personality transition
I don't wanna raise suspicion; verbs and nouns cause demolition

Now check me check me
Come on and check me out
She neck neck me
I prefer the other route
Aztecy tecy
The rap game in a drought
Elect me, elect me new Speaker of the House

New Speaker of the House
New Speaker of the House
New Speaker of the House
New Speaker of the House

New Speaker
New Speaker
New Speaker
New Speaker