Dean Cutsforth - Lesson Learnt! Lyrics

Do you wanna be told
How to live your life
Would you wanna be old
Eating wholegrain rice
Do you wanna play rough
With the muscular mice
Do you have the stuff
Or are you gonna be nice

Do you wanna be
Free from strife and live a carefree life
Preached to no more from their crooked boxes
And you'll laugh a whole lot
And you'll smoke a lotta pot
And even play with Barbie dolls with the kids
In the park
Parents bark at you
'Cause you didn't think it through
You're care free, so you didn't need to
You're in the dark
Consider this a lesson learnt
Consider this a lesson learnt

Have you ever been told
You've got a lovely chest
Would you wanna be told
You're her second best
And do you wanna f*ck rough
With adventurous mice
Hold on, I mean gerbils
They've got a nastier bite

Do you wanna see
My big, juicy piece of pie
Stick your fingers in several crusts
You'll be busy full time
And you'll never get to climb
All the trees and the brand new climbing frames, in the park
No one larks with you
'Cause you're always somewhere new
And your friends and family, you left them in the dark
Consider this a lesson learnt
Consider this a lesson learnt

Don't sing along
If you do not know the words to the song on the radio
Tragedy, when the fear has gone
Actually, it's the "feelings gone"

Consider this a lesson learnt
Consider this a lesson learnt
And now you've learnt the lessons
Go and live