Dean Cutsforth - Mister Magic and the Balding Concubine Lyrics

Down Amygdala street
Anyone who's anyone goes
He'll trim you down
He'll even do it for free
Impressive display of ability
Mister Magic and his array of secret sorcery
There's something strange inside that shop
And Esmeralda's disappeared
He'll re-arrange your filthy mop
Then take your brain while you're asleep
Down Amygdala street
Everyone's beginning to see
He's not all there
But still, he does wigs for free
Impressive control of the sharpened steel
Mister Magic and his Barber's Pole made all the ladies squeal
There's something strange inside that shop
And Esmeralda's disappeared
He'll re-arrange your filthy mop
Then take your brain while you're asleep
There's something strange inside that shop
And Esmeralda's disappeared
He'll re-arrange your filthy mop
Then take your brain while you're asleep
Try as they might
The police had nothing to tie him to
He'll cut loose
Mister Magic
Mister Magic
Mister Magic
Mister Magic
Try as they might
The police had nothing to tie him to
He'll cut loose
Soon all folks donned toupees
Scared, yes, but stylish nonetheless
Cold fingers twitch beneath the garden
Thinning fringe and her scalp had hardened
She rises up
She rises up
Burns lingered deep within her fabric
She'll soon return to Mister Magic
For just a trim
But it's for him
The blood ran red inside that shop
When Esmeralda grabbed his shears
She took revenge and did not stop
Until his blood mixed with her tears
There's something strange inside that shop
And now the street is bound for hell
He re-arranged her filthy mop
But she arose and broke the spell