Deathcode - Friendzone Lyrics

This is advice that I won't say twice
It's not very nice so I'll be precise
It's a shame it may cause you pain
So I'll be plain as I explain the game
From the start, she's a tart, she's very smart
She'll tear apart your heart like a shark
She plays guitar, she'll crash your car
She does bizarre things in bars with cigars
She likes to dance, without romance
There's no chance to advance into those pants

There's something that I have to say
She laid Jay in the alleyway
Behind the bar on Saturday
There's something you don't understand
You're never gonna be her man
She doesn't have a heart of stone
It's just known as the friendzone

Here's the first clue she complains to you
What she's going through with who knows whom
Calls to cry about fights and lies
You dry her eyes for other guys
Cuz they're jerks, she makes it work
She wears a skirt
She's overt as a dirty little flirt
She's got a tongue ring, she wears pink
She's up for anything if you bring a drink
Except you, she likes the booze
An excuse that she uses to let loose

I don't think that you're getting this
You haven't even had a kiss
But Chris just bit her lower lip-
So any guy can curl her toes
Even guys she barely knows
You're never gonna take her home
You're alone in the friendzone

You're always there when she's in tears
You grin and bear and you lend an ear
But she's nowhere when you need a pair
It's not fair but you don't care
When she's crass, out in back, Brazillian wax
She's full of tats but she has a lot of class
What a rack, her stomach's flat
Not that it matters if she's stacked
To simplify, her body's tight
I can't deny that she's quite a pretty sight

Here is what you have to do
Go cold for a week or two
And do not contact you know whom
Don't answer calls and text
She'll be vexed but here's what's next
On her ring tone don't touch that phone
So she'll be shown she's in the friendzone