Broken and frozen, your chicky was chokin' I'll Peel back your skin to bring out your poison
I roll with my boys to the club when I'm broke And I ask for a twenty to gamble, a problem Double-A couldn't solve it, I drip like a faucet
Football I can toss it, I dance I can floss it
Redo the corsages, still lookin' awesome Covered in sauces, tickle your armpits
Look at the charges, hole in my wallet, I put a Ten in the back, but it's gone
And I could've caught it when I was joggin' But I just lost it, f*ckin' retarded
Italian bosses runnin' my pockets trickle the Change as it goes to the farthest prick at the Office, I should've bought this watch but I got This really good deal
(Like a steal) it was flawless I never wanted This life, it is flawed and I get the straw and it's Short as Josh is, That's so dickless, he's got britches that he just shit in, He's found missing By the
Cops, pissin', teeth gap fishin' Ginger snappin', Pistol packin
I'm gone twitchin', psycho, listen Food in your System might make the situation
Friction lessen ambition Quarterback fistin', Center receivin
Candle lit even, far be it From me to believe it
Bark at the tree, get your hands off of me I got Liver disease
And it's getting hard to breathe on the table
My feet, can you save me my seat? Sick and Tired of weeks
When the f*ck will they cease? Pickin' a f*ckin' Genital herpe certain to hurt me. When'd you Make the call to the fruity
Dude to desert me? I've been in a trunk
F*cked up with Biden, touchin' my junk Don't Worry, I liked it
Alphabet tree, can you spell cunt for me? I pull Babes in the threes
I let Abby get D and I let Rachel see And I set Up the camera for propaganda
Line to Stanza, George Costanza Pull your Pants up, she's a good dancer, I'm in a sweater, But I won't sweat her, Write her a letter, page One, the header
I'm in the slammer, so if you have hammers And you wanna bash her, pick her up and slam Her
You're thinkin' irrational, don't get so Red Asshole, coke and the bluementoes blowing The darkest of loads, urine trouble! It's niggity Nonsense, bubbling bong rips
Growling dogs rip Julie apart
Quick! Rush her to "department for people
A dog bit"
Covered in blood, sit f*ckin' mutt bitch! I'll Mush you into the f*ckin' carpet
Didn't shit, but I just like it, Look what you did, Those eyes won't fix it
Might as well go to the backyard for a minute Fight if you want, but it's heavy bars
I be liftin', battle with me but it's heavy bars
I be spittin', gotta save money to buy the car I'll Be whippin
Pedal to Metal to get the carnival bitches
Send 'em a letter, to save: "postcard, dipshit"Open the letter it say: "f*ck you, dickhead"
Run a relay race alone, three laps ahead Maybe you didn't catch that, I'll start again
A figgity fag rollin' a ziggity zigzag, Pen in the Notepad, pull it out my tote bag
Hoe, give me the throat, head, I figured you'd Choke gag a little, but I'm glad, chicks Shouldn't do that
I'm more adorable providing oral
Or I'll introduce your morals to my scrotum
Back and forth, a pendulum
I broke his neck with only bumpin him
I checked for who the record's from
Not the rappin', trappin' sub, I meant his Professional medical one
Sing with me, black old son
Angrily is how I come
Vacancy in my heart that they can see
From afar, I just eat alone
In my car, with my teeth, that eat my bar
Look at me, what you see?
I'm a fee-fi-fum no foes, 1 bro on his tippy toes
F*ck with me, cup of tea
I'm a teapot, so got to go
Give a whistle, I don't write slow with my pencil I corrode if I refrain to keep pace
A stencil, never out of place
Like the doors at the temple
When you suck a dick, make sure to keep the Tempo
Thought that I was done, but these rhymes are Endless
Bought a Cyber truck to hit Elon Musk with Right to bear arms
But that was with Muskets gov'ie's got nukes
And these bears are legless
Look at him shake for him
It's a deadlift, armless punk bitch
I'm embarrassed for you
Derek, where's your parents
It's apparent, you're transparent
I roll with my boys to the club when I'm broke And
I askfor a 20, they gave me a 50
Now isn't that nifty
We saw Taylor Swiftie and she's in the city
For playin' with titties
Now you won't believe me
But I'm not deceiving
I would never tell you
A lie 'bout 'dis evening
So best start believing
My cup, it is leaning
So hurry, I'm pleading
For you to keep drinkin
The T's, they are twisted
The cap, it is missin
The seas that we're sailing
The captain is missin
It's bumpy, uncomfortable
Crack as the thunder rolls
Under the carpet of clouds
The sun will glow
Definitive Green at the end of the sea
Unmistakably land, you can tell
By the sand, no, don't you understand?
You put two, and again
It's so simple, my man
You can count it to ten
One, if you're stupid, as:
"What are you doin'"
Two, if you don't got
One cell in your brain
Three, if you wipe and get
Shit on your hand
Four, little Mo and he's droolin' again
Five, I can get disability stickers
Six, at McDonald's, get everyone sicker
Seven, eleven, don't tell on
Your brethren, I ate up this beat
So my tummy'd stop rumblin'
Nine, if you give even half of a shit
Ten, if you like me and wan' try my dick
I wrote one more line just to fade out this shit
Wrote one more line just to fade out this shit