Decent Views - I've Had An Online Job Since 1955 Lyrics

I've got an online job
I've got an online job, it's a job I do online
And when I had my interview that was online too
And when I work online for the company
I do it through the internet
I have meetings with others through the internet
Who also work online
And all the money we earn gets sent to us online

And we live online and we laugh online
And we love online
We eat online we pray online we love online

We shop for everything on the internet
We tell each other about our day through the internet
We post pictures to the internet that we took on our phones
When we weren't online for the two days of Saturday and Sunday when we all took pictures of our kids and pets so that we could share them
When we got back on the internet

And we turn our screens on every day
We wouldn't want it any other way
It's the safest way to get to work
Working somewhere else? My friend you lack the perks
Of those of us employed in the virtual sphere

I've never shook hands with a woman or a man
That works in my same company
I think I they're in a different state but I couldn't say where
I've seen more bedroom walls when we have lengthy zoom calls
We play games through the internet
We share are dreams through the internet
We work hard through the internet