Decent Views - Snails in the Rain (Punk Version) Lyrics

Man, it just rained so there's like hella snails on the walkway
You know, the area I need to step on multiple times to get from my front door
To my car, yeah, it's just crawling with snails now
I guess I should say slithering, maybe? Do snails crawl?
Do snails slither? What do you call the movement of snails?
And why are they all obsessed with rain?

There are seriously like at least 13 snails on the ground
And I know they're just insects so it's not like
I feel like I'm a bad person for stepping on them
I just admittedly feel sorta bad about it because
Man, that seems like a pretty painful way to die
To have your back just like totally crushed by a huge giant
I don't think they really deserve it

I mean, they do eat all the plant life but I just rent anyway
Why do snails crawl or slither in the rain? I'll never know
It's hella weird