Deeee234 - Father's Day Special Surprise Song Lyrics

What the bloody hell was that? (Yeah)
Ay, ay, everybody get into it
Ay, ay, do I look like Clairo?
Happy, happy Father's Day to my dad
He has been my dad for forever
Except when before me and my brother were born
He was just a guy with no children
And he would smoke a cigarette every day of his life
He would drink until he threw up everywhere on the floor
But he still does that now because nobody can tell him what to do
Tell him what to do
I just woke up on the first Sunday of September
What was I doing today? I just can't remember
I walk out into the house, see presents and gifts around
But my birthday isn't 'til September
Eighteenth, so it can't be
Wait a minute, no it isn't, what do I see
It's my father sitting in his chair
Oh that's right, c'est la fête des pères
It's time to have a celebration
For the fathers all around the nation
Think of it like an old man graduation
So retired you can't take vacation
But it's okay though,
Today is your day, yeah you're on a roll
But I'm not talking about bikes though
What happened to that? No one knows
And he would smoke a cigarette every day of his life
He would drink until he threw up everywhere on the floor
But he still does that now because nobody can tell him what to do
Tell him what to do
Why, hello there
My name is Julie Andrews
And today I'm going to be telling you the story
Of a young man named Marc
Marc was born in a small town in France called Auriol
And there, six people were massacred in a house
And it was really crazy
It was wild
When I heard it on the news when I was Julie Andrews
I though, oh, I hope-
I hope they're okay
And, well they weren't, but the main thing is Marc survived
Marc survived
"What a little trooper," everybody in the town of Auriol said
"Marc, you're a little trooper"
"Super trooper," they said
And then-
And then, sometime later he got on a plane to Australia
And his life was never the same again
Hey
Happy birthday
Father's day
Hey, hey, happy father's day
Happy father's day
Everybody
It's time to have a celebration
For the fathers all around the nation
Think of it like an old man graduation
It's time to have a celebration
For the fathers all around the nation
Think of it like an old man graduation
It's time to have a celebration
For the fathers all around the nation
Think of it like an old man graduation
So retired you can't take vacation
It's time to have a celebration
For the fathers all around the nation
Think of it like an old man graduation
So retired you can't take vacation
Happy, happy Father's Day to my dad
He has been my dad for forever
Except when before me and my brother were born
He was just a guy with no children