Cruisin' in my whip without tunes ain't workin
Ordered Uber to collect me a 3 point 5 jack
Ordered it express I need this shit stat
Under an hour I get my alert quick with that
Spyin' waitin' for him to leave
Got my oodie on I ain't takin' that off please
So he's gone now I open the door
What the hell what the actual fahhh is this
Yeah I can't even tell
Okay okay so this is what I see
A clear locked box with my cord inside G
Did this Uber guy flog my 3 point 5 jack?
I'm standin' here like what the fahhh's up with that
I'm like what the fahhh this box won't open okay okay
Need a hammer check
Magnet check
Hacksaw check
Magnet first we hear it click yeah that's next
But no this ain't strong enough for it to open I bet
I'm like what the fahh this box won't open okay okay
Need a hammer check
Magnet check
Hacksaw check
Magnet first we hear it click yeah that's next
But no this ain't strong enough for an open I bet
So we whip out a phone and Google this shit
Right we gotta do it a certain way legit
Gotta hear that click so we try and try
Finally success got it open we the GOAT no lie
The best at this I'm laughin' still I gotta say
Did the Uber guy steal my 3 point 5 jack today?
I'm like what the fahh this box won't open okay okay
Need a hammer check
Magnet check
Hacksaw check
Magnet first we hear it click yeah that's next
But no this ain't strong enough for an open I bet
So I hop in my whip to test it out it works
Great so mate I'm good now but expert
What do I say how do I rate not sure what to do
Don't wanna hate but didn't even order food
The double up's now too late