Deep Mooning Vocals - Boeing Woes Lyrics

Bought some shares, I thought I'd win,
Boeing stock, I dove right in,
But headlines told a different tale,
Planes on fire, stock turned pale.

Fear of heights or market drops,
Nose-diving dreams, my stomach knots,
Which one's scarier, can't decide,
My wallet shakes, my courage hides.

Boeing woes, what's more to fear?
Turbulent flights or stocks unclear?
Sky high or Wall Street low,
Which way to go, I just don't know.

Boeing woes, it's quite the fright,
Will I crash in stocks or mid-flight?
Up in the air or down in flames,
Boeing woes, it's all the same.

Engine roars or earnings calls,
Both can lead to sudden falls,
Fasten seatbelts, hold on tight,
Market dives or bumpy flights.

Analysts and pilots stress,
Which one's safer, can't confess,
Will I lose my nerve or cash?
Every headline makes me rash.

Boeing woes, what's more to fear?
Turbulent flights or stocks unclear?
Sky high or Wall Street low,
Which way to go, I just don't know.

Boeing woes, it's quite the fright,
Will I crash in stocks or mid-flight?
Up in the air or down in flames,
Boeing woes, it's all the same.

On Top of the World
Finally, a smooth ascent,
Stock rebounds, my fears relent,
Planes take off without a hitch,
Profits soar, life's now rich.

But still, that nagging doubt remains,
Can I trust these flying planes?
Or will the market turn on me,
Paranoia's grip won't set me free.

Boeing woes, what's more to fear?
Turbulent flights or stocks unclear?
Sky high or Wall Street low,
Which way to go, I just don't know.

Boeing woes, it's quite the fright,
Will I crash in stocks or mid-flight?
Up in the air or down in flames,
Boeing woes, it's all the same.

So here's to Boeing, what a ride,
Whether flying high or stocks to bide,
Choose your fate, you take your pick,
Boeing woes, it's quite the trick.