Our books are a mess, our growth's hit a wall
Investors won't bite, we're heading for a fall
IPO dreams fading, what can we do?
Traditional routes just won't see us through
The market's too shrewd, they'll see right through our flaws
We need a quick fix before they close all the doors
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Got a shortcut for your stock
Skip the scrutiny, pump it up
Watch your pockets fill and rock
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Your ticket to the moon
But hold on tight, it's quite a ride
The crash is coming soon
SPAC swoops in with a blank check to cash
Promise the moon, make a splashy splash
Merger's announced, hype train's leaving the station
Retail investors buy without hesitation
Stocks shoot skyward, dreams seem to gleam
But it's all just smoke, not what it seems
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Got a shortcut for your stock
Skip the scrutiny, pump it up
Watch your pockets fill and rock
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Your ticket to the moon
But hold on tight, it's quite a ride
The crash is coming soon
Lockup ends, insiders start to bail
Shares flood the market, prices derail
Reality bites, the bubble's now popped
SPAC dreams fade fast, investors are shocked
A story of greed, wrapped in deceit
Mr. SPAC Man's gone, vanished from the street
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Got a shortcut for your stock
Skip the scrutiny, pump it up
Watch your pockets fill and rock
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Your ticket to the moon
But hold on tight, it's quite a ride
The crash is coming soon
Oh, Mr. SPAC Man, where did you go?
Left us holding bags, sinking oh so low
Next time we'll think twice before we buy the hype
'Cause Mr. SPAC Man's deals just never turn out right
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Got a shortcut for your stock
Skip the scrutiny, pump it up
Watch your pockets fill and rock
They call me Mr. SPAC Man
Your ticket to the moon
But hold on tight, it's quite a ride
The crash is coming soon