Here comes...
With his fairy...
Santa Claus...
With his candy corn...
Here he comes
Here comes Santa Claus with his fairy floss
And his candy corn, it's nearly dawn but he carries on
Slay (Slaaaaay!) on all his bitches, it's dismaying to the missus
But it's a one-night stand in America, Asia, Europe, Africa
A continental character, daily grind like a Soundcloud rapper
Wrap it up, throw in the back and have a blast (Pew!)
Blast-off, Santa ain't an amateur
Hundreds of years under belt, the wonder he's dealt
No wonder he's better than the rest of them
Easter Bunny, Sand Man, suck it up and suck it in
Fat f*ck coming with a reindeer stumbling
No offense to chocolate, but presents have more presence
Still medieval methods left the peasants no benevolence
Ever since, the past became the present, we got metric measurements
Yet the residents of the States will still use feet to beat their president
As has been evidenced by precedent events
So maybe take a break and vent
There's just no way you'll stay content
Do what you can, the world will always be full of rapists, pedos, tricksters
But forget it for a minute and just decorate your fixtures and pictures, 'cause this is...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Pa rum pum pum pum, listen to the drum, drum
Having some fun even if it's just one day
Then it's all over, red rover, glad I got to know ya
But it'll be a whole 'nother year to wait for Christmas cake, pudding, and pavlova
Putting a stop to Christmas is impossible, even if you try hard
With the Grinch in a pinch, but an inch from the win when his grin turns into a (My god!)
Didn't think it was possible, not at all
But he's smiling, by far, the biggest smile in miles
And his heart's size grew thrice large
Then there's Ebenezer, he's a geezer
Demons from the aether speak and make him see the need for friends and family or either
Let me take a breather... (Finally)
Meaner than both are Harry and Marv
Indifferent to kill a kid, and bury his arms, legs, head, and chest in a different location
Place 'em and run, but they're so f*cking dumb they end up at the station
End up every time spillin' all of the deets on the holiday villains
But no matter the number of attacks on Saint Nich'las
The power of Christmas will scare even Oogie Boogie shitless
So, picture this, nitwits it's...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Christmas is a time which is completely timeless
If you think I'm lying, bitch, just go f*cking die
'Cause you're a ho ho ho
Santa is a prime example of a survivalist
Withstanding any climate and Everest, he's climbed it
Completes his entire list, presenting every child with the perfect and worthwhile gift
Yet still has time to fly a bit, with Rudolf as the light
But not before the night is over, bringing kids delight
Hear the sound of bells-a ringing, while Santa's in mid-delivery
To a kid who loves Little League, his pants catch on the chimney
Check the vicinity, this whole place is a liability
Prancer is giggling, and it's ruining productivity
Jiminy Cricket! Santa's in my f*ckin' fireplace
I'm amazed at this entire thing, I can't hide my gaze
But how can you violate my privacy, Santa? I am eight
This breaks so many clauses of law but now I am wide awake
Santa doesn't give a shit, he always finds a way
'Cause today is the day for forgiveness, it's Christmas!
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Harry (naughty), Zoe (nice)
Bobby (nice), Charlie (naughty)
Sally (nice), Chloe (naughty)
Robbie (naughty), Ari (nice)
Barry (naughty), Joey (nice)
Scottie (nice), Harvey (naughty)
Danny (nice), Josie (naughty)
Bonnie (nice), Marty (naughty)
Defadek - December 25th Lyrics
Defadek - December 25th Lyrics
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Here comes...
With his fairy...
Santa Claus...
With his candy corn...
Here he comes
Here comes Santa Claus with his fairy floss
And his candy corn, it's nearly dawn but he carries on
Slay (Slaaaaay!) on all his bitches, it's dismaying to the missus
But it's a one-night stand in America, Asia, Europe, Africa
A continental character, daily grind like a Soundcloud rapper
Wrap it up, throw in the back and have a blast (Pew!)
Blast-off, Santa ain't an amateur
Hundreds of years under belt, the wonder he's dealt
No wonder he's better than the rest of them
Easter Bunny, Sand Man, suck it up and suck it in
Fat f*ck coming with a reindeer stumbling
No offense to chocolate, but presents have more presence
Still medieval methods left the peasants no benevolence
Ever since, the past became the present, we got metric measurements
Yet the residents of the States will still use feet to beat their president
As has been evidenced by precedent events
So maybe take a break and vent
There's just no way you'll stay content
Do what you can, the world will always be full of rapists, pedos, tricksters
But forget it for a minute and just decorate your fixtures and pictures, 'cause this is...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Pa rum pum pum pum, listen to the drum, drum
Having some fun even if it's just one day
Then it's all over, red rover, glad I got to know ya
But it'll be a whole 'nother year to wait for Christmas cake, pudding, and pavlova
Putting a stop to Christmas is impossible, even if you try hard
With the Grinch in a pinch, but an inch from the win when his grin turns into a (My god!)
Didn't think it was possible, not at all
But he's smiling, by far, the biggest smile in miles
And his heart's size grew thrice large
Then there's Ebenezer, he's a geezer
Demons from the aether speak and make him see the need for friends and family or either
Let me take a breather... (Finally)
Meaner than both are Harry and Marv
Indifferent to kill a kid, and bury his arms, legs, head, and chest in a different location
Place 'em and run, but they're so f*cking dumb they end up at the station
End up every time spillin' all of the deets on the holiday villains
But no matter the number of attacks on Saint Nich'las
The power of Christmas will scare even Oogie Boogie shitless
So, picture this, nitwits it's...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Christmas is a time which is completely timeless
If you think I'm lying, bitch, just go f*cking die
'Cause you're a ho ho ho
Santa is a prime example of a survivalist
Withstanding any climate and Everest, he's climbed it
Completes his entire list, presenting every child with the perfect and worthwhile gift
Yet still has time to fly a bit, with Rudolf as the light
But not before the night is over, bringing kids delight
Hear the sound of bells-a ringing, while Santa's in mid-delivery
To a kid who loves Little League, his pants catch on the chimney
Check the vicinity, this whole place is a liability
Prancer is giggling, and it's ruining productivity
Jiminy Cricket! Santa's in my f*ckin' fireplace
I'm amazed at this entire thing, I can't hide my gaze
But how can you violate my privacy, Santa? I am eight
This breaks so many clauses of law but now I am wide awake
Santa doesn't give a shit, he always finds a way
'Cause today is the day for forgiveness, it's Christmas!
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Harry (naughty), Zoe (nice)
Bobby (nice), Charlie (naughty)
Sally (nice), Chloe (naughty)
Robbie (naughty), Ari (nice)
Barry (naughty), Joey (nice)
Scottie (nice), Harvey (naughty)
Danny (nice), Josie (naughty)
Bonnie (nice), Marty (naughty)
With his fairy...
Santa Claus...
With his candy corn...
Here he comes
Here comes Santa Claus with his fairy floss
And his candy corn, it's nearly dawn but he carries on
Slay (Slaaaaay!) on all his bitches, it's dismaying to the missus
But it's a one-night stand in America, Asia, Europe, Africa
A continental character, daily grind like a Soundcloud rapper
Wrap it up, throw in the back and have a blast (Pew!)
Blast-off, Santa ain't an amateur
Hundreds of years under belt, the wonder he's dealt
No wonder he's better than the rest of them
Easter Bunny, Sand Man, suck it up and suck it in
Fat f*ck coming with a reindeer stumbling
No offense to chocolate, but presents have more presence
Still medieval methods left the peasants no benevolence
Ever since, the past became the present, we got metric measurements
Yet the residents of the States will still use feet to beat their president
As has been evidenced by precedent events
So maybe take a break and vent
There's just no way you'll stay content
Do what you can, the world will always be full of rapists, pedos, tricksters
But forget it for a minute and just decorate your fixtures and pictures, 'cause this is...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Pa rum pum pum pum, listen to the drum, drum
Having some fun even if it's just one day
Then it's all over, red rover, glad I got to know ya
But it'll be a whole 'nother year to wait for Christmas cake, pudding, and pavlova
Putting a stop to Christmas is impossible, even if you try hard
With the Grinch in a pinch, but an inch from the win when his grin turns into a (My god!)
Didn't think it was possible, not at all
But he's smiling, by far, the biggest smile in miles
And his heart's size grew thrice large
Then there's Ebenezer, he's a geezer
Demons from the aether speak and make him see the need for friends and family or either
Let me take a breather... (Finally)
Meaner than both are Harry and Marv
Indifferent to kill a kid, and bury his arms, legs, head, and chest in a different location
Place 'em and run, but they're so f*cking dumb they end up at the station
End up every time spillin' all of the deets on the holiday villains
But no matter the number of attacks on Saint Nich'las
The power of Christmas will scare even Oogie Boogie shitless
So, picture this, nitwits it's...
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Christmas is a time which is completely timeless
If you think I'm lying, bitch, just go f*cking die
'Cause you're a ho ho ho
Santa is a prime example of a survivalist
Withstanding any climate and Everest, he's climbed it
Completes his entire list, presenting every child with the perfect and worthwhile gift
Yet still has time to fly a bit, with Rudolf as the light
But not before the night is over, bringing kids delight
Hear the sound of bells-a ringing, while Santa's in mid-delivery
To a kid who loves Little League, his pants catch on the chimney
Check the vicinity, this whole place is a liability
Prancer is giggling, and it's ruining productivity
Jiminy Cricket! Santa's in my f*ckin' fireplace
I'm amazed at this entire thing, I can't hide my gaze
But how can you violate my privacy, Santa? I am eight
This breaks so many clauses of law but now I am wide awake
Santa doesn't give a shit, he always finds a way
'Cause today is the day for forgiveness, it's Christmas!
Whether you're malicious or considerate or vicious
All-around nice or downright bitches
Whatever the weather is: positive or negative
Heat wave or outright blizzard
If you are religious as a Sikh or as a Witness
Or even if you respect no spirit
Even with the climate change, there's one time that stays the same
It's mother-f*cking Christmas!
Harry (naughty), Zoe (nice)
Bobby (nice), Charlie (naughty)
Sally (nice), Chloe (naughty)
Robbie (naughty), Ari (nice)
Barry (naughty), Joey (nice)
Scottie (nice), Harvey (naughty)
Danny (nice), Josie (naughty)
Bonnie (nice), Marty (naughty)
Writer: Declan Coyle
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid