Defadek - Nonsense Lyrics

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
Defadek will be with you shortly
So, what's the plan?
I don't know...
I'll probably just end up spouting some erratic incoherent crap
And act like it was on purpose
How else can I top "Pop My Nitch"?

Broccoli, batteries, salsa, pizza, crackers, cheese
Wait, no, that's my shopping list
Sorry, don't get mad at me
Jack, the beans have grown a massive tree
Weren't they apple seeds?
Check the packaging 'cause I don't see a scrap to eat
But if a scrap's a feast, then Vanilla Ice is rad, capiche?
And if you think you're sick of me then it must be an allergy
Pathetic fallacy - foreshadow of Othello's agony
A narrative of African
I'll smack you with an acronym (Pow!)
That's a play on words and onomatopoeia
How the tables have turned
Without fables we wouldn't last a day on Earth
But if I'm the hare, then who taught us having pace is worse?
I can still be steady with legerity
Like the battery - ever-ready
Evidently, evidence is ever so against the ending of the verse
But I'll be back

Just after the hook!

No gap to relax
I don't need a hook
Bought a rap starter pack but I forgot to read the book
Be a sook, because you got ignored on my last song
You must be daft, 'cause you're more boring than Mahjong
Up and at 'em, more inactive than argon
A lunatic, due to which you slashed at your Armstrong
Neil, remain calm, physical harm is a charm
Compared to the qualms brought on by my hard-on
More harsh than Saddam with a car bomb
If you literally got dishearted by Spartans
Or cut in half by the intricate craft of the Huns
You'd pass on peaceful, knowing people never marked you remarks, son
You are dumb, and you're clearly shook
Simply put, like a pimply foot - nobody wants you

Maybe I should have cut that (Haha, get it?)
I'm in an inside joke rut (Crap!)
Means no credit is awarded for what I recorded
I guess I've been thwarted
How can I afford my mortgage?
I can't just say effort
I'm supposed to be supportive for my four kids
Raise them like a forklift
Instead I'll be reported (Awkward!)
Oh well, I'll just become frenetic (Chkk!)
Alpha team on Palpatine
I am the Senate!
Coming out gay? No, I'm coming out as Sidious
I'm the Emperor of the Empire - remember? I'm serious
You're making me furious, and you won't like me when I'm heated
I'm Hulk too, and Kung-Fu master, so beat it
Re-read these nonsensical stories and see the (Nonce!) allegories
You might not get it 'til you're forty
It takes thought, like "Rick and Morty"

Nicely done, I think they loved it!
Yeah, I guess
Maybe they'll stop asking me what a nitch is now
Like, for f*cks sake
It only means...