She was riding a big fine log
Droppin' in like a little wave hog
On an over-sized tongue depressor
Just getting in the way God bless her
I said you crazy chick
You should be ridin' my six-foot stick
My six-foot stick goes everywhere you know
Paddle out, turn around, and go
Like salt water up your nose
Six-foot stick's gonna curl your toes
Oooh you crazy chick
You should be ridin' my six-foot stick
She pearl dived so far down
Needed mouth-to-mouth 'til she came round
She shoved her long board in the rafters
We're surfing happily ever after
I said you crazy chick
I knew you'd like my six-foot stick
My six-foot stick goes everywhere you know
Paddle out, turn around, and go
Front side backside in the tube
Six-foot stick's just right for you
Oooh you crazy chick
You should be ridin' my six-foot stick
Ridin' my six-foot stick
Ridin' my six-foot stick
Ridin' my six-foot stick
Here we go