Well I went to the doctor 'cause I was feelin' blue
I said hey now doctor won't you tell me what to do
'Cause I ain't got the measles and I ain't got no flu
He said uh huh
He said uh huh
Well I came to you doctor 'cause I wasn't feelin' quite right
I'm all mixed up and I think I'm losin' my mind
Well excuse me doc but is that the right time
He said uh huh
He said uh huh
Well c'mon now doctor my girl is waiting outside
She's got my name tattooed and she's gonna be my bride
Well in that case son I recommend you run and hide
He said uh huh
He said uh huh