Saw your ad on Craigslist
Posing with the duck lips
Five foot five and clueless
Try'n to get in show biz
That's it ...That's it
That's exactly what we're looking for!
Can you do the Samba
With a wooly llama
Wearing pink pajamas
For this docurama?
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That's exactly what we're looking for!
Work it for the camera
Show us what you're made of
Nevermind the dandruff
We can photshop stuff
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That's exactly what we're looking for!
This is just a head shot
Taken from your bae's yacht
Look like you're in deep thought
Contemplating dry rot
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That's exactly what we're looking for!
Next we shoot a night scene
Advertrising sun screen
Take this bowl of poutine
Rub it on your blue jeans
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That's exactly what we're looking for!
Thank you for service
Everything was perfect
No need to be nervous
You'll be hearing from us
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Well, that's it