[ Featuring Flanim ]
I listened to all the dating guides
And I cut my hair like all the other guys
My daddy's money bought this ride
And I'm living on the upper west side
I copied all the best
Now the ladies won't resist me
I'm flaunting to impress
I know my name will go down in history
I didn't do this to myself
I'm blaming it on someone else
I'm perfect in every way
Prime example of what to be
Involuntary celibate
And now they're going to pay
It couldn't be my fault
I can prove it and I'll show them all
Now everyone will fall
Keep a bullet as my wherewithal
I can use the knife to take out three
And my Glock to take out four
Driving around on a sunny day with my pedal to the floor
I didn't do this to myself
I'm blaming it on someone else
I'm perfect in every way
Prime example of what to be
Involuntary celibate
And now they're going to pay
