Dennis & Bob - One More Tequila Lyrics

I'm not the playinest kind of guy
But a couple of girls
At the bar caught my eye
I made some progress
I was feeling all debonair and sly
So here's what I yelled
When it came my turn to buy

One more Tequila
Should walked right out that door
But my friends convinced me to stay
For just one more
One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb
Then I'm on the floor
That one tequila gets me in trouble
Like it always has before

The next morning I wake up
All red in the eyes
Grab my towel, some pills
Hit the john just in time
And I swear
Never ever never ever will I ever
Do it again
And then the phone rings
And it's my friends

One more Tequila
Should'a walked right out that door
But my friends convinced me to stay
For just one more
One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb
Then I hit the floor
That one tequila gets me in trouble
Like it always has before

My buddy lost his keys
And his credit card
The other passed out
With his head on the bar
I got slapped
And damn, she really hit hard
We been drinkin all day
With an absence of remorse
Let's go boys
And jump back on that horse

One more Tequila
Should'a walked right out that door
But my friends convinced me to stay
For just one more
One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb
Then I hit the floor
That one tequila gets me in trouble
Like it always has before

Yeah, I swear they begged me to stay
For just one more