Dense Gents - Smash Is the Only Way Lyrics

My friend's a tier whore
He picked up Chrom
Now in every game
Jump f-airs, face palm
He thinks that he's so good
Honestly, I don't worry
Cuz all he really does
Is play For Glory
We made our way down
To a tournament
And when he got rekt
He thought, he'd quit
He could not keep up
With Smash Ult Bayo
Now it's Chrom or Roy
Or Inkling, Pichu, Palutena
And Snake, and
I don't know, like, there's like fifty tier lists
I- Pick one I don- I don't care

Some say we need another game
Late night Smash is the only way
To try to pretend we're not bored
We keep thinkin' we're so good
We would be if it weren't for the
Laggy screens on their dumb TVs
I guess I'll just have to
Guess I'll just have to see

I think I'm the best
Especially compared to the rest
They don't hold a candle to me
Especially Hunter, Yikes
They don't play as often
But I'll still put'em in a coffin
Until they pop off
When they get me to blast off after
One more free-for-all
And I'm like bitch, please, LOL
What the
Like, I was just sitting there
And you just murdered me

Some say we need another game
Late night Smash is the only way
To try to pretend we're not bored
We keep thinkin' we're so good
We would be if it weren't for the
Laggy screens on their dumb TVs
Guess I'll just have to see

Some say we need another game
Late night Smash is the only way
To try to pretend we're not bored
We keep thinkin' we're so good
We would be if it weren't for the
Laggy screens on their dumb TVs
I guess I'll just have to
Guess I'll just have to see

We don't need any other game
Late night Smash is the only way
We are never ever bored
We know that we're super good
We still are even with the
Laggy screens on their dumb TVs
EVO's what I foresee

EVO's what I foresee
EVO's what I foresee
EVO's what I foresee
EVO's what I foresee