That cookie monster's on my roaster, watch me pull some strings
Gotta break the jinx, gotta hit home strong
Babe, you gave a brother wings, so I threw caution to the wind
Soak me in and tip me to the brim, I'll ride your tide yearlong
You're such a koala, honey, spare me your glee-fated sobs
Least you could do is not be such a killjoy
Give a beggar, kiss a leper, rid me of my plight
Riding on a hot streak 'cos I ain't your average snob